http://empaths.tribe.net/thread/4871f542-1506-4a0a-98e4-cc8079f62d9f?format=rss Tribe.net. Local Connections http://empaths.tribe.net/thread/4871f542-1506-4a0a-98e4-cc8079f62d9f#89b0cfe5-2342-4bb4-ac4c-d08ea76da815 i love my UU church too :-) the jokes are funny,, ,, I never heard UU jokes before :-) Fri, 04 Aug 2006 20:21:12 GMT http://empaths.tribe.net/thread/4871f542-1506-4a0a-98e4-cc8079f62d9f#89b0cfe5-2342-4bb4-ac4c-d08ea76da815 Gailiez 2006-08-04T20:21:12Z http://empaths.tribe.net/thread/4871f542-1506-4a0a-98e4-cc8079f62d9f#71a37575-30e8-464b-a8f8-4ff2d2c9875d Got to do the dance, side to side now, "Happy happy, joy joy"? Ren & Stempy...." heh heh :^} Fri, 04 Aug 2006 00:43:13 GMT http://empaths.tribe.net/thread/4871f542-1506-4a0a-98e4-cc8079f62d9f#71a37575-30e8-464b-a8f8-4ff2d2c9875d $item.owner.firstName 2006-08-04T00:43:13Z http://empaths.tribe.net/thread/4871f542-1506-4a0a-98e4-cc8079f62d9f#4e766fc6-6168-4fa7-b3a7-b4116e5dc0c2 "Happy happy, joy joy"? Ren & Stempy...." nnooooooooo. i had finally forgotten that one. Fri, 04 Aug 2006 00:41:59 GMT http://empaths.tribe.net/thread/4871f542-1506-4a0a-98e4-cc8079f62d9f#4e766fc6-6168-4fa7-b3a7-b4116e5dc0c2 -flux:. 2006-08-04T00:41:59Z http://empaths.tribe.net/thread/4871f542-1506-4a0a-98e4-cc8079f62d9f#44d9b0bc-83af-4bab-a80d-ffbabea09272 How about, "Happy happy, joy joy"? Ren & Stempy.... Fri, 04 Aug 2006 00:13:01 GMT http://empaths.tribe.net/thread/4871f542-1506-4a0a-98e4-cc8079f62d9f#44d9b0bc-83af-4bab-a80d-ffbabea09272 $item.owner.firstName 2006-08-04T00:13:01Z http://empaths.tribe.net/thread/4871f542-1506-4a0a-98e4-cc8079f62d9f#c1cf4fc4-c148-4572-881a-2f7e4f532a4e A light bulb joke. How many ^Deadheads doe's it take to unscrew a light bulb. Ans------2 One to hold the bulb and one to unscrew the ceiling. --- ^ Deadhead----a followler of the Grateful Dead Fri, 04 Aug 2006 00:04:17 GMT http://empaths.tribe.net/thread/4871f542-1506-4a0a-98e4-cc8079f62d9f#c1cf4fc4-c148-4572-881a-2f7e4f532a4e ! Rob 2006-08-04T00:04:17Z http://empaths.tribe.net/thread/4871f542-1506-4a0a-98e4-cc8079f62d9f#080a44c3-d50e-4ac6-9160-641b18f13e3c yes misha... you somehow do always seem to lighten the mood a bit.... quite a gift that.. ;' ] PS... (i thought it was sleeping bags in a pup tent... eeeeeeeek! ) Fri, 04 Aug 2006 00:00:26 GMT http://empaths.tribe.net/thread/4871f542-1506-4a0a-98e4-cc8079f62d9f#080a44c3-d50e-4ac6-9160-641b18f13e3c -flux:. 2006-08-04T00:00:26Z http://empaths.tribe.net/thread/4871f542-1506-4a0a-98e4-cc8079f62d9f#4de23ab5-ecd4-4601-b704-39853c1b2e0e Woof woof, meow meow, ribbet, ribbet. :-D Thank you for lightening up the space Misha. Warm Blessings, Atalaya Thu, 03 Aug 2006 23:56:46 GMT http://empaths.tribe.net/thread/4871f542-1506-4a0a-98e4-cc8079f62d9f#4de23ab5-ecd4-4601-b704-39853c1b2e0e $item.owner.firstName 2006-08-03T23:56:46Z http://empaths.tribe.net/thread/4871f542-1506-4a0a-98e4-cc8079f62d9f#1904c1eb-7751-4316-9fcd-2879fce87734 Don't know the Barney song thing...now if it were Loona from big comfy couch we could talk. There's something really sexy about that clown lol. Thu, 03 Aug 2006 23:03:13 GMT http://empaths.tribe.net/thread/4871f542-1506-4a0a-98e4-cc8079f62d9f#1904c1eb-7751-4316-9fcd-2879fce87734 Muldoon 2006-08-03T23:03:13Z http://empaths.tribe.net/thread/4871f542-1506-4a0a-98e4-cc8079f62d9f#d70ca0c7-5626-4fe7-a32b-9844139232c1 I can't imagine it even being *possible* to have a bad experience with one of 'em, unless you're trying to convince them of the merits of non-free trade coffee or something. ;o) Nah, I was attempting to interject a little levity to our *very* (and rightfully so) intense tribe today. Here's the "dirtiest" Unitarian joke I was able to find: How many Unitarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in sleeping bags in the church basement. Yikes! At any rate, back to your regularly scheduled program . . . Thu, 03 Aug 2006 22:46:47 GMT http://empaths.tribe.net/thread/4871f542-1506-4a0a-98e4-cc8079f62d9f#d70ca0c7-5626-4fe7-a32b-9844139232c1 Misha 2006-08-03T22:46:47Z http://empaths.tribe.net/thread/4871f542-1506-4a0a-98e4-cc8079f62d9f#dee26a4e-63cd-46d9-afeb-e834f1fe8f45 Speaking of unitarian jokes, I just had a man call in named Mr. Knickerbocker. Now I've got that damned Barney song going through my head. "Hey Mr. Knickerbocker Boppity Bop. I like a the way that you boppity bop." Yikes. Jharma Thu, 03 Aug 2006 22:41:33 GMT http://empaths.tribe.net/thread/4871f542-1506-4a0a-98e4-cc8079f62d9f#dee26a4e-63cd-46d9-afeb-e834f1fe8f45 $item.owner.firstName 2006-08-03T22:41:33Z http://empaths.tribe.net/thread/4871f542-1506-4a0a-98e4-cc8079f62d9f#3e863da6-1c11-4532-8bd7-43f1a5c5724e well said... Thu, 03 Aug 2006 22:33:03 GMT http://empaths.tribe.net/thread/4871f542-1506-4a0a-98e4-cc8079f62d9f#3e863da6-1c11-4532-8bd7-43f1a5c5724e $item.owner.firstName 2006-08-03T22:33:03Z http://empaths.tribe.net/thread/4871f542-1506-4a0a-98e4-cc8079f62d9f#5a690228-32cf-4d69-b115-d8cfc1a095bf There are light bulb jokes at belief.net also unitarian and every other group/faith. Don't quite rememeber the UU one, it was something like bring your own bulb and contemplate the meaning or something along those lines. I love my UU church and having a healthy sense of humor about your beliefs can disolve some conflicts with other more confrontational religious folk. Thu, 03 Aug 2006 22:26:10 GMT http://empaths.tribe.net/thread/4871f542-1506-4a0a-98e4-cc8079f62d9f#5a690228-32cf-4d69-b115-d8cfc1a095bf Muldoon 2006-08-03T22:26:10Z http://empaths.tribe.net/thread/4871f542-1506-4a0a-98e4-cc8079f62d9f#7ca405ba-6e41-495e-a180-48cdb4946203 i'm guessing you maybe had a bad experience with someone from the hippy space cadet church? ;' ] Thu, 03 Aug 2006 22:13:17 GMT http://empaths.tribe.net/thread/4871f542-1506-4a0a-98e4-cc8079f62d9f#7ca405ba-6e41-495e-a180-48cdb4946203 -flux:. 2006-08-03T22:13:17Z http://empaths.tribe.net/thread/4871f542-1506-4a0a-98e4-cc8079f62d9f#a075b0ad-ba62-438f-9e46-1bd1baf19780 Well done lol. Being part UU myself and being a pagan who went there, the hymn joke lol and a couple others lol. The Life before Death one too.... Don't have any birkentstocks, probably will never have any, more likely to buy some Doc martens instead. Thu, 03 Aug 2006 22:11:29 GMT http://empaths.tribe.net/thread/4871f542-1506-4a0a-98e4-cc8079f62d9f#a075b0ad-ba62-438f-9e46-1bd1baf19780 Muldoon 2006-08-03T22:11:29Z http://empaths.tribe.net/thread/4871f542-1506-4a0a-98e4-cc8079f62d9f#76c929b7-c7c6-4d41-9f76-d7fe4364e35a funny, thanks for the laughs. Thu, 03 Aug 2006 22:08:24 GMT http://empaths.tribe.net/thread/4871f542-1506-4a0a-98e4-cc8079f62d9f#76c929b7-c7c6-4d41-9f76-d7fe4364e35a Greg 2006-08-03T22:08:24Z http://empaths.tribe.net/thread/4871f542-1506-4a0a-98e4-cc8079f62d9f#4ce482b5-3721-40ab-a972-f0d70b5f7b4a What do you get when you cross a Unitarian Universalist with a Jehovah's Witness? Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason. Conversation overheard: Person A (Mainstream Protestant Denomination): I hear that you allow all sorts of weirdos in your church. Atheists, Buddhists, Pagans... Person B (Unitarian Universalist): We allow Christians too -- we're very open minded! Q: Why did the Unitarian-Universalist cross the road? A: To support the chicken in its search for its own path A Unitarian is just a Quaker with Attention Deficit Disorder. A Unitarian hymn: "Praise Be to Whom It May Concern" What is a Unitarian Universalist? Someone who believes in life before death. There are very few Unitarians in Wyoming, and recently when one died the family approached a Methodist Minister and asked her if she could perform the service. She said she would be happy to do so, but first, in order to be on the safe side, she had to contact her bishop in Denver for permission. A few days later she received a reply, "Permission granted. Bury all the Unitarians you want!" You might be a UU if . . . - you have ever been in an argument over whether or not breast milk is vegan. - when you dress for a formal evening out you wear a little black dress, pearls--and Birkenstocks (and your wife thinks you look great!) - you are unsure about the gender of God. - you own six pairs of Birkenstocks and your favorite pair needs to be thrown away. - you get Newt Gingrich confused with the Grinch who Stole Christmas. - the money you sent to the Sierra Club last year was more than you spent on your mother at Christmas. - you think the Holy Trinity is "reduce, reuse and recycle." - you study the "ten suggestions" instead of the "Ten Commandments." - the only time "Jesus" is mentioned at church is when someone trips or stubs a toe. - your child says to you before eating dinner at a friend's house "I'll remember to say my 'pleases' and 'thank yous' but I'm not going to say that dinner 'pledge of alliegance'." - you think a Holy day of Obligation is your turn to do coffee. - you get mail from committees you didn't know you were on. - you know at least two people who are upset that trees had to die for your church to be built. A little mental sorbet for you between courses. Take care of yourselves! Blessed Be! ;o) Hi, again, PaganPaul! Thu, 03 Aug 2006 22:00:41 GMT http://empaths.tribe.net/thread/4871f542-1506-4a0a-98e4-cc8079f62d9f#4ce482b5-3721-40ab-a972-f0d70b5f7b4a Misha 2006-08-03T22:00:41Z